My Roommate Works For a Pizza Place.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 11/17/2014 at 19:50 • Filed to: None

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And every few shifts he brings back a spare pizza or a messed up order. And its a double edged sword, because on one side its free pizza, but on the flip side I'm gonna get fat.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 19:52

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No downsides to free pizza. None, ever.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 19:56

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Its not getting fat, its cultivating mass.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 19:57

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We look out for each other here on Oppo. If you ever feel that all this free pizza is jeopardizing your health, I will be happy to lend a hand, so you may unload your burden and send some pizza my way.

Tapas > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 19:59

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As much as I like pizza, I dislike getting fat even more. And I get pizza'd out pretty easy...

Ask him to drop it off occasionally at the homeless shelter instead :)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 19:59

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Just makes you harder to kidnap.

Frank Grimes > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/17/2014 at 20:02

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Seconded. I am always feeling charitable and would like to take one for the team by divesting you of said pizza.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 20:13

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As one of the closest oppos to you geographically, I feel it is my job and duty as a fellow commenter to take one for the team and eat these extra pizzas. I can come by weekly......or daily......maybe even twice a day? Let us not waste good pizza.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 11/17/2014 at 20:21

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Haha, its damn good pizza. Its a pretty expensive place downtown that he works for.

davedave1111 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 20:44

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That's the good pizza where you come from? Ouch.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > davedave1111 11/17/2014 at 20:50

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Well, it has been sitting out on the kitchen table all day. But yeah, its not like its Little Caesars.

Scary__goongala! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 21:29

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Pizza doesn't judge, pizza understands.

JKER > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/17/2014 at 23:55

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I volunteer as tribute!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/18/2014 at 02:39

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FREE!!!